The Olden Days
Emma and Grandpa Ray were talking about the old days when Grandpa was a little boy.
Emma: "Grandpa, do you know how to play video games?"
GP: "Nope. Never played any."
Emma: "Not in you whole, entire life?!"
GP: "Nope. There were no video games when I was a little girl (GP humor)."
Emma: "No video games?!?"
Momma: "And, no computers, either."
GP: "We didn't even have pencils. We drew our pictures in the dirt."
Momma: "They also had to go outside to potty."
Emma: wide-eyed and speechless
GP: "Wouldn't you like to go back and live like that?"
Emma: "No thank you. It doesn't sound very nice at all."