Some Great Things About Driving in a Torrential Rain

• Watching runoff geiser out of the drainpipes.
• Using my flashers.
• Pretending to be in a submarine, complete with pinging noises.
• Having the confidence to know the road is there, even when I cannot see it.
• Knowing there will be fish in the backyard when I get home.
• Making mini-sunamis as I drive through giant puddles in the road.
• Taking my time.
• Being simultaneously sleepy and alert.
• Switching to the warp speed setting on the windshield wipers.