Quotes of the Day

• Simon: "Don't feed the beetle my lollipop. He might get fat."
• Emma, after walking into the auto parts place: "This is like a hardware store for cars."
• Me: "I'd had forgotten how magnificent chocolate tastes. I just ate a not-so-subtle reminder."
• Joseph, in reference to my power cleaning, "You are moving like Neo from the Matrix. Everything is in slow motion."
• Emma, when asked about how long she "napped": "Well, it wasn't forever. More like half of forever."