Things I Have Learned Today

• Owning a rain jacket can change your life.
• There should not be shows on TV entitled _1000 Ways to Die_.
• Crawfish love pancakes.
• A good friend is one of my most valued treasures.
• I can make it rain by moving my goats into a pasture with no shelter.
• Nothing is better on pancakes than toasted pecans.
• Little boys need to be kept busy.
• You can overdo the calf exercises.
• When in doubt, wash the dog.