Things I Have Learned Today
- Owning a rain jacket can change your life.
- There should not be shows on TV entitled _1000 Ways to Die_.
- Crawfish love pancakes.
- A good friend is one of my most valued treasures.
- I can make it rain by moving my goats into a pasture with no shelter.
- Nothing is better on pancakes than toasted pecans.
- Little boys need to be kept busy.
- You can overdo the calf exercises.
- When in doubt, wash the dog.